The Practical Radical

#195, August 16, 2006

 

I recently saw a bumper sticker that read “When we fight back, they call it ‘class warfare’.” I share the sentiment. The Bush Republicans’ latest class war offensive was the attempt to grease the “Paris Hilton tax cut” (eliminating the tax on inheritances of over five million dollars) by combining it with a long overdue increase in the minimum wage. This was too much cynicism for some of the moderate Republicans to swallow, and it failed to get filibuster-proof majority.

 

With the way this administration is so religiously heaping economic, geopolitical and ecological debt on our children, I’m not surprised when the young and angry want to lash out at anything that resembles the ruling class. In Petaluma, I guess that must be a subdivision called “King’s Mill.” I don’t know who was responsible for the vandalism there last month, and I may be wrong that it was youth. But I don’t think so.

 

I remember when I transferred to UCSB in 1971, two years after the student demonstration/riot that burned the Bank of America. The Vietnam war was still hot; Nixon had not yet revealed his secret plan to end it (drop more bombs... sound familiar?) One afternoon we heard there was going to be demonstration at the newly rebuilt B of A. I considered joining in, but something made me stop. A group of people were running past my duplex, headed for the Bank. I recognized them as party people; definitely not politicos. From what they were saying it was clear that for them the demonstration was just another kind of street party. What did they expect to accomplish, or did they care? Version 2.0 of the Isla Vista B of A looked like Fort Knox meets the Alamo. Nothing there was going to burn, baby.

 

The people who painted “eat the rich” on the King’s Mill garage doors somehow remind me of those Isla Vista party protesters. Do they really think their targets were part of the corporate elite and neo-conservatives that are now running the country? And even if King’s Mill residents are “the rich”, do the “protester” think vandalism will help? I’m sorry, kids, but it’s stupid. It just turns everyone against the cause.

 

My Isla Vista friends and I challenged big business in a different way. Fed up with the monoply prices and environmental policies of chain grocery stores like Safeway, we opened up a storefront food coop. Over a thousand of us funded and staffed a real grocery store the size of a 7Eleven. It was a lot of work, but not only did we save money and keep the profits in town, we had a great time and learned a lot about business. “Oink of Amerikka” could build a fortress bank and repaint its walls, but Safeway couldn’t shut down our “Fud Coop”. It’s still open, over three decades later.

 

A related topic: the monthly “critical mass” bike rides that cross Petaluma during the evening rush hour. I understand the concept – riding in mass gives the cyclists the power and respect they don’t necessarily get when riding alone. And to the extent it empowers the riders, most of them under 20, to bike instead of driving (to school, sporting events, etc), I support it. But during the few I rode with, too many riders were oblivious to safety or legitimate motorist concerns (no helmets or lights, weaving unpredictably and taking up two lanes when one would have been enough.) A result of this is when solo riders follow the rules and ride in the vehicle lane instead of the gutter or sidewalk, motorists (who are, regrettably, ignorant of those rules) are inclined to think we trying to be “in their face”, Critical Mass style.

 

My suggestion to young people who want strike a blow against the Bush Oiligarchy and their Hoily Wars: de-throne the auto, right here in Petaluma. Stage a “die-in” at the SUV dealers. Mass ride to high school at least once a week, and demand that the car parking spaces closest to the building be converted to covered, secured bike parking. If the school just won’t cooperate, start taking your bikes into the classroom.